The Yorkists perform a cunning pincer movement!

The debate about which direction the Yorkist army should attack the House of Lancaster was resolved at last nights planning meeting. Steve’s cavalry regiment were to head out over the Forest of Bowland to swoop down from the East. The cannon fodder decided to take the short route for a surprise engagement on the southern flank.

Part of the short route involved riding along an alley full of bins between two rows of terraced houses in Leigh. Leigh isn’t nice to start with! Then a section of what can only be called BMX track! So when the southern army arrived at a crossing point over the A6 they declared ‘fuckit’ and rode 35 miles up the A6. Some bits were just fine. Some bits near Preston were squeaky bum fast dual carriageway, and the hill in Preston (which is also a bit of a dump) had what the council decreed to be a cycle path! It was of the quality one would expect of a cycle path in eastern Ukraine. But all in all it made the journey a good deal shorter and faster and the southern flank was conquered just as the promised rain arrived.

Steves cavalry arrived at 4:10 which was an awesome feat when you look at the stats below.

Staying at the go2/ibis tonight. Bit basic but clean and functional. The receptionist suggested Weatherspoons for breakfast - of course; it’s a student town 😂!!

Stats

Southern route 67 miles 2087 feet

East route 84 miles 5577 feet

Comments

  1. Merv10 June 2025 at 00:23

    Well done chaps. Halfway there. Make the most of your last day in England. Another lovely day's cycling beckons

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